Techno-Science » Humour & fun

First MacBook “virus”

Tomzx — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:33:39 +0000

Baptised Newton, in reference to the father of gravity, this virus won’t let you down. Once the USB device containing Newton is attached to a target MacBook, it upload itself to the computer and does it thing: once the target come back to his computer, gravity enters the computer and smash everything it can. (see video)

Spice up your colleagues’ day with our Newton Virus, the first virus to introduce gravity to your laptop, causing the desktop icons to fall down as if subject to the gravitational pull from the real world.

Source: http://www.troika.uk.com/

Make me king

Tomzx — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:59:33 +0000

Like to see life at it extremes? Make me king is the website your looking for. Containing a large list of DARES filmed so that you can see them in action, you’ll be wondering what those people have taken before taking the shot. Sauce Down Pants to Drink Coke With Nose without forgetting Staple Hand, you’ll have hours of sufferance just for you! Don’t miss this opportunity. Make me king

Why you should continue to date me

Tomzx — Sat, 25 Feb 2006 20:26:10 +0000

Best explanation ever. Containing graphical explainations @ culturehole.

Best pickup lines (or may I say funniest)

Tomzx — Sun, 19 Feb 2006 18:35:15 +0000

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I lost my number, can I have yours? Is your father a baker? Because those sure are some nice buns! Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine! Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb! You: Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency? Other: Yea sure, what’s wrong? You: My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love. If you were a Sprite, I’d obey my thirst! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? You: You look like my second wife! Other: How many times have you been married? You: Once! If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me? If I followed you home, would you keep me? Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind! Go over to the person with a sugar packet and say, “Excuse me, I think you dropped your name tag.” Are you an over due book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you! If you were a booger, I’d pick you. Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night! The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. I was once told that our souls had met, now only our hearts had to be introduced. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get! I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels. You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you? Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. If someone is wearing a shirt with writing on it, go up to them and ask them, “Can I read your shirt in brail?” Smile if you want to sleep with me! You know what would look great on you? Me. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Are you sure that we haven’t met somewhere in a past life? I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks? You: What are you doing around Easter?? Other: WHY? You: I might want to hop around. Can I have directions to your heart? Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place? When God made you he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as you. I’ve heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy?

Credit card stolen?

Tomzx — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 21:56:26 +0000

Yes, I’m getting image junky.

Some electronic fun

Tomzx — Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:23:16 +0000

2HOT4U

Tomzx — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:18:26 +0000

The future of music?

My c++ challenge (part 2)

Tomzx — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 00:36:37 +0000

So far, I’ve written about 174 lines with the AI, though it’s not completed yet. I only need to program what the AI moves will be and it’s done. Should be done within 26 lines

I should be positing the source code when I’m done, that should be done in the next few day.

My c++ challenge (part 1)

Tomzx — Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:19:28 +0000

Done, with 124 lines. Look at the file for yourself

My C++ challenge

Tomzx — Tue, 03 Jan 2006 22:32:16 +0000

Make a Tic Tac Toe game in less than 125 lines. (for two players) Then a Tic Tac Toe game with CPU AI in less than 200 lines. (Human vs CPU) The computer will be unbeatable. The code will be published when done, don’t be afraid